-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

Sunday Aug 24 @ 05:43pm
Sunday Aug 24 @ 05:43pm

telapathetic:

when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily

image

Sunday Aug 24 @ 05:43pm
Sunday Aug 24 @ 05:41pm

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

Monday Aug 18 @ 09:24pm

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

Monday Aug 18 @ 09:24pm

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

Monday Aug 18 @ 09:24pm
If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her Unknown (via whskey) Monday Aug 18 @ 09:23pm

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

Monday Aug 18 @ 09:23pm

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

Monday Aug 18 @ 05:36pm
Monday Aug 18 @ 05:28pm
dodgemakesitandcumminsshakesit:

awwww-cute:

Very Cuddled Up


Everything’s cute besides the OU onesie…get that baby an OSU one!

dodgemakesitandcumminsshakesit:

awwww-cute:

Very Cuddled Up

Everything’s cute besides the OU onesie…get that baby an OSU one!

Monday Aug 18 @ 03:37pm

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

Monday Aug 18 @ 03:37pm
justacountrygirlsworld:

This is golden.

justacountrygirlsworld:

This is golden.

Monday Aug 18 @ 03:36pm
Monday Aug 18 @ 03:36pm
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