i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
Very Cuddled Up
Everything’s cute besides the OU onesie…get that baby an OSU one!
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
This is golden.