Thursday Jul 31 @ 11:41pm
Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed. Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

That’s the plan.

(via the-panttz) Thursday Jul 31 @ 11:41pm
Thursday Jul 31 @ 11:40pm

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

Thursday Jul 31 @ 11:40pm
Thursday Jul 31 @ 09:57pm

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

Tuesday Jul 29 @ 01:24pm

party-wok:

halleberiberi:

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

This is a beautiful infographic.

A) Pitbull.
B) COME ON! ALRIGHT!

Tuesday Jul 29 @ 01:22pm
Tuesday Jul 29 @ 01:21pm

puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

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Tuesday Jul 29 @ 01:21pm
iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

Tuesday Jul 29 @ 01:19pm

charlesoberonn:

pbh3:

Next level problem solvers.

James for Emperor

Sunday Jul 27 @ 08:22pm

hartbig-and-bowties:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

Bologna

Sunday Jul 27 @ 08:21pm

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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Sunday Jul 27 @ 08:21pm

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Sunday Jul 27 @ 08:21pm

ohtheplacesstephwillgo:

I wish I were Carl….

Sunday Jul 27 @ 08:18pm
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