Friday Apr 18 @ 03:15am
Friday Apr 18 @ 03:13am

it’s 3 am & I miss your touch..

Friday Apr 18 @ 03:00am

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Thursday Apr 17 @ 02:15pm

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:42pm

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:41pm
blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:41pm

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:40pm
  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*
Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:40pm
teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:39pm
Baby since you’ve been gone
I leave the TV on
Gotta hear somebody’s voice
I just need some kind of noise
I lay some pillows down
To wrap my arms around
I pretend I’m holding you
I know it’s sad but it’s what I do
To keep me from goin’ crazy
"I Don’t Do Lonely Well" Jason Aldean (via breakfreefromreality) Wednesday Apr 16 @ 08:38pm
Tuesday Apr 15 @ 07:38pm
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Tuesday Apr 15 @ 07:38pm

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

Tuesday Apr 15 @ 07:37pm

Tuesday Apr 15 @ 07:37pm
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